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MEEK MILLER RELEASES DISS TRACK ON LATE PIZZA DELIVERY BOY

Already embroiled in a rap battle with Drake, Meek Mill went for the jugular when his local pizza boy arrived 10 minutes later than previously promised on the phone. “I was really confused,” said 17-year-old pizza delivery boy Chad Sadler, “I apologized for being late then Mr. Miller said ‘it’s too late for apologies when … Continue reading

ANDERSON COOPER TURNS EVEN GAY-ER AFTER SEEING KATHY GRIFFIN IN A BRA

“One second I was hosting the New Year’s eve celebration of a lifetime and the next minute I’m standing next to what appears to be Ronald McDonald in drag,” said CNN corespondent Anderson Cooper, “I didn’t know whether to throw clothes over her or order a Big Mac.” “I could literally feel my penis hiding closer to … Continue reading

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