Some call it a crazy theory, but scientists have found that when injecting something called “common sense”, women are 25% more likely to realize their attraction to douche-bags is completely absurd, thus leading them to end their harmful relationship, and start a healthy relationship with a nice guy.
Study participant Shelly Sullivan, age 26, said, “I know Greg is a nice guy, he’s smart, and a very caring soul. I like that he’s eco-friendly and drives a Honda Civic, but there’s really not much status in that. And then Evan came along. Motorcycles are eco-friendly too you know. Yeah, it hurts when Evan constantly berates me in public, and he only hit me that one time. Just that one time. Well…yeah, there were those other times too, but it’s because he’s so passionate!”
Neuro-psychologist Caleb Norton said, “Science has come very far. We’ve landed vehicles on distant planets, cured polio, and cloned life; however we have yet to stop women from their strange attraction to complete douche-bags.”