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Zimmerman MIddleton Baby

In a shocking turn of events, Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William were in Hyde Park in London when Kate’s water broke. The royal lady then started going into labor. Prince William immediately began to panic because there were no medics in sight. As he screamed for help; a round, hispanic man jumped from the bushes and said, “I’ll save you!”

The man then immediately took a first aid kit out of his bag and delivered the baby in front of a small crowd and luckily, a few major reporters happened to be there.

“I’ve done all of the necessary checks,” said the round, hispanic man, “It looks like you have a happy and healthy baby my lady. Also, I noticed you have a slight cough. We don’t want the child to get sick. Here’s a prescription for some antibiotics.”

“Sir, we are so greatful for your heorics,” said Prince William, “Is there anything that we can do to help you? I can give you riches beyond people’s dreams. Is there a royal position you’d like? A big house, or new car? Or perhaps a public relations campaign that we can set-up to clear your name? Like rescuing a family from a truck or something. Just say what your wishes are and it will be.”

The round, hispanic man then said, “No need to thank me. I’m just a nice guy and this wasn’t a set-up by any means. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. I see someone who looks suspicious.”



  1. I’m LOL’ing here…very creative. Love it!!

    Posted by Jill of All Trades...Expert of None! | July 22, 2013, 8:20 pm

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